Jackass Pills - Funny gag gift prescription pill bottle.
The front of the can reads "JACKASS PILL 'because you deserve it!, All Natural, 100% Guaranteed"
The perscription bottle is amber in color. Total Length: 3.75", Inside Diameter: 1.58", Outside Cap Diameter: 1.87".
The pill bottle will arrive empty so you can fill it with your favorite candy before giving it to someone who deserves it. (Ideal size for M&M's, Skittles, Reese's Pieces or any small candy)
Fill with candy and a cotton ball to have a real look and feel of any prescription bottle.
These vials have a one-piece push and turn cap that is child resistant. They offer a safe but simple design. Just push down on the cap while turning for easy opening. The cap is securely closed when you hear a snap while turning. It comes complete with the two-piece child resistant push and turn cap
- Meets "Child Resistant" protocol
- Made within USP "Tight" specifications
- Safe, but simple, design
- Push down on cap while turning to open
- Cap securely closed when you hear a snap
I ship items out within 24 hours of the order. Your item(s) will be shipped via the USPS by your choice of shipping method.
- USPS First Class Mail. Generally takes 3-8 days depending on your location. (13oz or less)
- USPS Priority Mail. Generally takes 1-3 days depending on your location.
- USPS Priority Express is the USPS 1 day or Overnight option.
Once items are in the possession of the USPS I can not guarantee an exact delivery date/time.
Please contact us prior to sending any item back so we may know expect what item is being returned, by whom and by what date. Also please provide the USPS Tracking ID.
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed or Your Money Back!
* If within 14 days of receipt you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return unused or defective merchandise for a prompt refund or exchange. Returned merchandise must be clean, unused and in original condition with all tags attached.
To return or exchange an item, all you need to do is contact us prior to sending any item back. In the "Message" field let us know the Customer Name, Product Name, Your Contact Phone, Email, Order Number and USPS Tracking ID so we may know expect what item is being returned, by whom and by what date.
You are responsible for return shipping costs and, for your protection, it is recommended that items being returned are insured.Upon receipt and verification of condition, your merchandise will be exchanged or refunded. Please allow 7-10 business days for your item(s) to be processed and credited. If receiving a refund, your original method of payment will be credited for the purchase price (including taxes), less shipping charges (if applicable).